Tuesday, 28 February 2012

The "New Man": best friend, not boyfriend material?

I'm just back from Germany, where a public debate of sorts is taking place regarding the "New Man" and the question how successful this masculine model is, particularly in bed.

A frequent argument, which you may have heard before, is  that women nowadays expect men to be New Men - sensitive, understanding and caring, yet at the same time, they want them to be "Real Men" (whatever that's supposed to mean) in bed, because real men, or machos are allegedly the better lovers. Some even say that the "New Man" isn't boyfriend, but best friend material only.

Among the ideas that are being thrown about is that women and men are and should be different, and that if we mess with this difference, we're not going to have much fun in bed anymore. The cliché is that sexist, macho men have a certain egotistical streak in bed, they do their thing and don't care what she wants, are a bit rough. All of this is supposed to be a real turn-on. Most important of all, however, the assumption is that they all have a humungous sex drive. They're supposed to be just wild in bed, an animal! Their overpowering sex drive is what sweeps women away in a wave of pleasure!

Cliché 1: machos have a huge sex drive, New Men don't
Well, here's the thing. No matter what type of "woman" or "man" you are, your sex drive will not be bigger or smaller whether you are a macho, sexist, a "New Man" or a "New Woman", a Catholic priest or a nun. It'll be a completely personal trait, which will vary depending on your personal circumstances, and over time. First of all, I don't buy into women having lower sex drives than men. That is the falsest, stupidest, most harmful cliché ever. Second, some people don't have a sex drive at all, and some will even refer to themselves as asexual because of this. Others had a huge sex drive as a teenager when they first discovered the pleasures of masturbation. Then they lose their virginity under awkward, painful, embarrassing circumstances, as you do, and they don't really fancy sex anymore. Others have the same experience, but their sex drive isn't affected. For some people, sex is a way of releasing tension when they're stressed. Others find that stress of all sorts decreases their sex drive.

While all of these factors can have an influence on your sex drive, I don't see any correlation between sex drive and being a macho, or the anti-macho "New Man". Maybe what people mean is that for machos, sex has a relatively higher status than for New Men, because a New Man can listen to you, express his feelings, and interact with you in a whole range of ways, and sex therefore is only one among many ways of being together for New Men, whereas machos master a relatively limited range of expressions.

Cliché 2: New Men aren't aggressive enough in the bedroom
In addition, machos reputedly just go for it in the bedroom, whereas New Men think too much, overanalyze things, are too hesitant and not aggressive enough. This leads us straight on to the next alleged sexual characteristic of machos, which comes hand in hand with their alleged higher sex drive: that machos are more of a driving force in bed, domineering, more aggressive, less responsive. One journalist writes about her New Man lover: "I wish he would just grope me and pin me to the wall. Instead we just sit and talk for hours". Or, as Eliza sings in My Fair Lady: "Haven't your lips longed for my touch - don't say how much, show me! ... Say one more word and I'll scream!"

Whether sensitive, New Men really talk too much and whether they aren't forward enough when it comes to sex, I don't know. You could ask the same question about women. Are women not aggressive enough sexually, do they overanalyze things and talk too much? If they are, then how can they expect men to be different? If, as a woman, you think it's ok to expect a guy to have these characteristics, you should be prepared to also accept that he expects you to be submissive, passive, to be the primary carer for your children, to do the cooking and cleaning, and to enjoy what he does to you in bed, even if it isn't really working for you. Awesome, eh?

Tuesday, 14 February 2012

Should Women give Men Flowers on Valentine's Day?

I was thrown by a newsreader's comment the other day that not giving a woman flowers on Valentine's Day is a recipe for disaster.  Why is it? What's this giving women flowers thing all about anyway? I mean, would men get upset if their girlfriend didn't give them flowers on Valentine's Day?

And how does this account for those who don't celebrate Valentine's Day?

Thursday, 9 February 2012

Stop Faking it!

Here we go, I'm going to write about ORGASMS again. This is a heartfelt plea to all women (and men): please stop faking orgasms. I know from talking to women over the years that it's a very common practice, and while I understand why you do it, I think it's not a brilliant idea.

A friend of mine says she pretends to orgasm when he's been going on and on and all she really wants is to go to sleep, or when he's getting really heavy on top of her and she starts to feel asphyxiated. Or both.

Another friend of mine feels pressured to pretend to orgasm because her partner thinks he's the bee's knees in the bedroom and he's doing everything right and apparently lasts for hours. She thinks that there's something wrong with her because the way they're having sex doesn't turn her on. Apparently he said to her that his dozens of previous sexual partners all orgasmed when he did what he did. My guess is most of them faked it, and even if they didn't and actually liked his style, that doesn't mean my friend has to like it.

One big problem for women is the myth that vaginal intercourse leads to an orgasm for women. There are so few women (and men) who truely understand the implications of this: vaginal sex is not going to make you orgasm. It just won't. So you might as well try something else.

A lot of women have sex for several years before they have their first orgasm. I'm guessing, some never orgasm, not even in their sleep.

If something doesn't turn you on, or if you don't feel like having sex, then let your partner know/ initiate something different. Talk to each other about your likes and dislikes. But please be honest with yourself and your partner and don't FAKE it!


Thursday, 2 February 2012

Hot off the press! My book chapter's out!

It's in French, I'm afraid, but for those who read French, here's the reference: 
Gwendolyn Windpassinger. 'Quand l’enfant gâté de la bourgeoisie rencontre le soldat de plomb plateformiste. L’anarchisme féministe queer à Buenos Aires aujourd’hui' Philosophie de l’Anarchie. Lyon: Atelier de Création Libertaire. 
The title (which I'm particularly proud of) translates as: Spoiled bourgeois brat meets platformist tin soldier. Queer anarcha-feminism in present-day Buenos Aires. 


Thursday, 12 January 2012

The beginning of the end of "Miss"

Check out this BBC article about an exciting move in France to ban the use of the term "Mademoiselle" (Miss). As you will be able to guess from one of my earlier posts ("Is it Miss or Mrs?"), I'm all for it!

Wednesday, 11 January 2012

Women don't like porn?? Yeah, right!

Let's make that ghastly post about anal sex move down the page a little to make space for a rant, shall we?
Anyway, women and porn... Apparently, women don't like mainstream porn because "it doesn't turn them on when there's no romantic storyline, bla bla bla". Honestly, I really don't understand who came up with this crap. A woman can whip up an orgasm as fast as a man, and when she wants to come quickly and not in the next hour, why on earth would she bother with romantic storylines? I mean, wtf?

I'm not saying mainstream porn is without its faults - far from it. But it certainly does the trick for a hell of a lot of women out there.

Tuesday, 10 January 2012

Some things you always wanted to know about... Anal Sex

I had to push myself to be brave enough to write this post. You might think that the person who started their blog with a post about multiple orgasms wouldn't chicken out at this. But I did. Anyway, the reason I'm writing this post is because there is something to be said for anal sex. In fact, there's a LOT to be said for anal sex. Some say that, because you can't have babies out your arse, anal sex is what makes sex really recreational. But the fact is, I only know a few women who are into anal sex. Generally speaking, heterosexual couples don't do it. He might really fancy the idea of penetrating her that way, but she says it hurts or thinks it's disgusting. Or she might fancy riding his arse and he will just roll over in a huff grumbling: you think I'm gay or something?!

Here is some advice on how to make it an enjoyable experience for both.

First of all, men, there's nothing wrong with taking it up arse - it doesn't mean you're gay if you like it. Not that there's anything wrong with being gay.

My gay friend thinks it's hilarious how crap heterosexual couples are at anal sex, because they do it without any sort of preparation and lubricant. He says lubricant is a must - you can try it with saliva, but good old-fashioned store-bought lube might be best if you're unexperienced. You'll find different types of lubes in the shop, and the ones which are more expensive tend to be better because they don't dry as quickly once you've applied them. Basically makes things run more smoothly for longer. I mean, who wants to constantly be re-applying lube? I'm keeping my ear to the ground for home-made, kitchen pantry options.

Since the anus isn't exactly forthcoming when it comes to opening up to penetration, you've got to probe it, play round with it, or lick it - basically, open it up bit by bit and don't try to just shove your penis or dildo in there. It'll hurt like hell and you'll never want to do it again. Use loads of lube, and maybe start with your pinkie. Once you're up and running, though, the funny thing with anuses (is that really the plural of anus?! ANUSES! Excellent!) is that they dilate more and more during anal sex. You might have seen that in porn clips before. It's a miracle, really.

Anyway, when you both think you're ready for full penetration, stick your penis/dildo in reeeeeaaaal slow. That's the tricky bit. The best thing is if the person who's being penetrated controls the penetration. For example by going on top and slowly levelling themselves down onto the penis/dildo. This will hurt a little. Relax! Give yourself time. Stay still for a while if you need to. Putting it in half-way is enough - you'll become more dilated in a minute and then you can go in more deeply. Try not to take the penis/dildo out at this stage, because the first minute or two your anus will just contract again and you have to start all over again.

Once you've got the hang of it you might just find it's the best thing since sliced bread! When you're doing it right, it doesn't hurt after a minute or two or it hurts so little it's a turn-on in itself. Play around with different positions - some will hurt, others won't. Little note of warning: anal sex (like constipation and a few other things) can lead to anal fissures. My gay friend says he has his anus checked for anal fissures regularly. Anal fissures can be extremely dangerous. Bear that in mind, but now go have some fun!

Finally, remember: if you don't want to try anal sex, that's fine, too. It's important to be able to say "no" in the bedroom.