- do you drive a sports car? Or would you really like to?
- do you constantly feel like the women around you need your protection?
- do you feel like you're the bee's knees and women are just waiting for you to approach them wherever you go?
- do you like women primarily for their looks?
- does your partner do the bulk of your cleaning, cooking and ironing?
- do you regularly do weights and crunches? Do you know what a triceps is and how many grammes of chicken you must eat along with your protein powder so your abs become defined? Or do you wish you knew?
- do you shave your bermuda triangle? Too abstract: your ball sack/the base of your penis?
- do you like to impress women by defeating other men?
- do you agree with the following statement: men should hold doors open for women, and not the other way round?
- do you think women shouldn't be doing a man's job? And a man shouldn't be doing a woman's job?
- do you think women should be the primary carer of your children?
- do you have two mobile phones so neither of your two girlfriends gets suspicious?
Wednesday, 9 February 2011
So, I'm trying to put together this OMG Am I a Macho? questionnaire for anyone eager to find out. My Marxist friend gave me the idea when he asked for a scientific method to determine where he is on the macho scale. Anyway, I've tried really hard to come up with a catalogue of questions, but I find it difficult to do so without sounding presumptuous or producing a thinly veiled rant about former boyfriends. So far, I've come up with the following: